Things I live by

My names sam. And sometimes I need a little reminder to smile. Maybe you do too?
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so me and my siblings (theres 3 of us) were eating dinner with my dad and we were talking about dad jokes and all of a sudden my dad goes “ive only made 3 jokes in my life and theyre all sitting in front of me”

thats it

the dad joke to end all dad jokes

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I think “dildo” is a perfectly acceptable insult. Like, I’d call you a dick but you’re not real enough.

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gurl i see it in your eyes you’re disappointed


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